How are you doing? Good? Me too. Classes going well? You struggling a little? The taste of spring break got you all ready for summer? SAME, BROTHA, SAME! Well finish strong my man, we all want to see get that degree. Yeah no problem. Okay, here’s a little question between you and I, you know man to man? How are things with the ladies going? No, you can tell me I won’t tell a soul! You’re struggling? These MNU girls can’t seem to give you a break? You even raise your hands up during worship at chapel? You even spend most of your time in the library studying? WHAT? YOU EVEN LET THEM CUT YOU IN LINE FOR SPICY CHICKEN THURSDAY? Dude that’s commitment! What are you supposed to do now? What? Your mom said be yourself? Nah, let’s keep that as our last resort. I found some of these Christian pickup lines online. It’s a Christian school, they are Christian girls, try them out. What’s the worst that can happen? I’m a genius? Oh, stop it. 😉
There’s no way she says no!
Just make sure she’s the only name and number on that list, you know?
You know because she so beautiful, you get it?
Try not laughing when you say this one.
Sometimes being cheesy pays off.
Because no one wants to do this alone.
Test this one on the Ministry Majors first, then branch out!
This one is very risky, because you don’t want to be known as the guy who keeps having dreams of God showing him his wife every night. That guy doesn’t even want to be that guy anymore.
Obviously we’re not going to use this one. This one is just for cracks and giggles.
Before she answers, tell her because if it is I’m not going to tell anyone. Then wink.
Even if you get turned down, my friend you’ll get a smile. Guaranteed!
Here is another one you have to close out with a wink. This will probably get you a eye rolling and maybe even a laugh,
Even if she walks away! I bet you really do put the “STUD” in bible study.
But yeah man that’s all I got for you. Did this work with my girlfriend? Umm well I’m single… What qualifies me then to give you advice? No, brother, what doesn’t qualify me? Exactly!