Learn TWENTY new things today:

1. A crocodile can’t stick it’s tongue out.
2. A shrimp’s heart is in it’s head.
3. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
4. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
5. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head/neck and die. –> So let it blow!
6. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. –> That’s a lot of rat kissing.
7. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
8. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
9. 35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
10. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
11. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. –> We’ve all done it..or at least thought about it..you know you have.
12. Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.
13. Guinea pigs and rabbits can’t sweat.
14. The duckbill platypus can store as many as six hundred worms in the pouches of its cheeks.
15. Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
16. The female lion does 90% of the hunting. –> GIRL POWER.
17. A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.
18. Money isn’t made out of just paper; it’s made out of cotton and linen. –> So when Lil Wayne says that he’s “gettin paper” what’s he gettin?…copy paper?…a note?…an unmade airplane?
19. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickles the company once had.
20. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

Learn something new and HILARIOUS today:  Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear any pants.